shiny arsed

Person who works in an office at a desk all day, wearing the backside of their trousers or skirt to a vivid shine - c.f. pencil pusher.

"Does he know what he's talking about?"
"No, he's a shiny arsed pencil pusher who's come out to see where the real work's done."

by The-Hooded-Claw December 21, 2008

arsedropper

When you pee and shit for 3 minutes, and then sit on the chair and then pee all of your carpet down.

When i was home. I had screaming shits on the arsedropper.

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

Abused

Joseph Stalin's kids.

Urban Dictionary abused most of it's definitions

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

slack-arsed

Term used to describe someone who is known for dropping an inordinate number of farts, usually to their to own delight.

Eh, you shit?
Yeah! (gleefully)
You slack-arsed bastard!

by ant August 9, 2004

arksed

as in asked - ( but usually black people ave difficulty saying asked .... so its replaced by arksed ...

# inquire about; "I asked about their special today"; "He had to ask directions several times"
# make a request or demand for something to somebody; "She asked him for a loan"
# direct or put; seek an answer to; "ask a question"
# consider obligatory; request and expect; "We require our secretary to be on time"; "Aren't we asking too much of these children?"; "I expect my students to arrive in time for their lessons"

I arksed a white girl if she wanted to feel like a vegan again toay

by dchohan October 17, 2008

abused

used or beaten by someone physically stronger but mentally weaker.

My mother dated men who abused her, who made my family feel weak physically and mentally.

by u know it's true February 4, 2014

arsed

The verb "arsed"
Synonym: bothered

"I couldn't be arsed."

"He wasn't arsed."

An example of how this is used in conversation:
"What do you want for tea?"
"I don't know, I'm not arsed."

by Kelly December 22, 2004