arksed

as in asked - ( but usually black people ave difficulty saying asked .... so its replaced by arksed ...

# inquire about; "I asked about their special today"; "He had to ask directions several times"
# make a request or demand for something to somebody; "She asked him for a loan"
# direct or put; seek an answer to; "ask a question"
# consider obligatory; request and expect; "We require our secretary to be on time"; "Aren't we asking too much of these children?"; "I expect my students to arrive in time for their lessons"

I arksed a white girl if she wanted to feel like a vegan again toay

arksed by dchohan October 17, 2008

Bat Arsed 

Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.

Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?

Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch

Bat Arsed by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017

cant be arsed 

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

cant be arsed by Emma March 30, 2004

rat-arsed 

English slang-term meaning drunk. Nothing to do with rats or their arses.

Paula Abdul is always rat-arsed

rat-arsed by Jack Hackett August 24, 2007

can't be arsed syndrome 

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

can't be arsed syndrome by Martyn Hinchey June 11, 2008

rat arsed 

To be ridiculously drunk

I wana get rat arsed!
I was fuckin' rat arsed last night

rat arsed by AO'CB May 14, 2008

can't be arsed syndrome 

Suffering from can't be arsed syndrome means you can't be arsed to do anything. A general lack of motivation to do basic tasks. Taking it easy. Avoiding heavy work. Finding day to day tasks cumbersome. Used in an specific instance as an out of the ordinary day for someone who is usually hard working.

dude 1: I am suffering from can't be arsed syndrome today.

dude 2: Why? What's up?

dude 1: I just have no motivation.

dude 2: Are you tired?

dude 1: Not really. I just can't be arsed today.

dude 2: I know what you mean.

can't be arsed syndrome by mynameispaulie October 15, 2010