Oh my Torta

its like saying omg, but better!

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"

by gorlli November 09, 2018

Torta

A Thicc to bbw latina who's face card doesn't decline. Also a

Ey Jorge check Mami over there!

Ya Mami is a torta!

by Nahimlyin May 08, 2025

torta g

A handsome mexican with a long fat dick

A teen that is not a fuckboi and is a guy that cares about peoples feelings .. Torta g

by Torta G October 31, 2017

Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

TORTA SUPREME

TORTA SUPREME IS AN EXTREMELY LARGE BUT FACIALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.

YO TELL HOMEBOY HIS MOTHER IS A TORTA SUPREME AND I WOULD BLOW THAT OUT! DR. LEPPER

by DR. LEPPER February 07, 2024

tortas

Overused shoes. Usually referring to worn out shoes OR the only shoes you've worn for months. You might use this when you're angry with someone for wearing the same shoes.

"Oh my god, you only ever wear those tortas anymore!"

by Whitexican July 18, 2016

Torta Pounder

Can apply to any guy however, most commonly in Latinos. A torta pounder is someone who likes to sleep with Latina's on the bigger side.

Angel is definitely a torta pounder.

by Za47 June 11, 2024