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so wharf

that’s so wharf
that’s so wharf
by iamamazingduh June 17, 2022
mugGet the so wharfmug.

Wharf

Wharf is the name of a god like figure that has only now been irrelevant due to the making of phones. (He is seen more in the Western Hemisphere)
Wharf will go searching through random people’s phones and try to find anything on there that he might take offense towards, or he might just want a good laugh at something (which you better hope he finds.)
If he finds something on your texts that he has a reaction towards he will pop up in an emoji like manner often looking like;
🤛(👁👄👁)🤜

🦵 🦵
He will then either A. Threaten to eat humanity itself because of your actions, or B. Say he approves of your conversation and to carry on.

When he talks it’s more in a Third person perspective.
So if you ever see Wharf pop up you better be careful with what you say.
“Hey dude how’s it going?”
Pretty good bro, except the fact that I keep finding friggin’ raccoons destroying my trash can.”
“Aw dang- have you tried moving your trash can?”
“Frick no I’m not moving that giant hunk of a trash holder! The garbage truck can do that.”

🤛(👁👄👁)🤜 Wharf has sensed some

🦵 🦵 Very disappointing behavior..

“Dude wtf did you just send me?”

“I didn’t send that..”

“HOLY FRIG ITS THAT WHARF THING THAT ALMOST KILLED JENNY-“
by MeowingPugs September 3, 2020
mugGet the Wharfmug.

wharf tunecino

They’re talking shit...you don’t need them. wharf tunecino!!!
by caitymoomoo October 24, 2018
mugGet the wharf tunecinomug.

Wharf

Something to say randomly to either raise the mood or just to annoy people.
Person 1: so that's why they did it
Person 2: yeah
Person 3: wharf
by brrarfarfgrr June 24, 2021
mugGet the Wharfmug.

Wharf

He wharfed in the car just as I rolled down the windows to breathe in the salty sea air.
by FishAreDumb July 15, 2023
mugGet the Wharfmug.

wharf the barf

A remix of whart the fart. Means the same thing as what the barf but you make it rhyme.
Jake: I had a dream last night one of our friends was giving backshots to our other friend.
Lisa: Wharf the barf?
by PepeEPopo April 23, 2024
mugGet the wharf the barfmug.

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