volitics

Politics related to a volunteer organization, often a volunteer fire department or ambulance service.

At the last department meeting, we discussed changing the color of the garage doors for an hour. I'm fed up with the volitics.

by 3-16-0 September 3, 2013

volunteer work

Work done by choice & is unpaid but the rewards are personal satisfaction & knowing you made a difference.

My Grandma did Lots of volunteer work, into the 1000's of hours, at schools, the DMV, etc.

by Starchylde July 1, 2016

Volteripalling

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.

John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"

by BurningZ July 29, 2016

Voldemort's Nose

Something that does not exist or is impossible.

-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.

by pottergeek7 March 30, 2011

Volly

An abbreviation or nickname for volunteer fireman.

Yo Tommy, you're a paid fireman, right?

Nah man, I'm a volly

by ABFC72 July 28, 2010

Voldemort Effect

Being fearful of naming someone or something. The phrase takes cue from the line associated with "Lord Voldemort" in the Harry Potter series: 'he who must not be named'.

The phrase was coined by British activist Maajid Nawaz in context of Islamism; analysts being fearful or reluctant to call out the ideology of Islamism as the underlying cause of Jihadist terrorism.

Left-liberals often succumb to the Voldemort Effect when discussing Islamic terrorism.

by StrikerXX September 5, 2015

Volvonium

The hardest metal known to man, which Volvos are made of.

Volvos are actually harder than diamonds.

They're made out of a material called

Volvonium, mined in the mountains of Sweden by

hard-working Nordic Gnomes. After the material

is melted by launching it into the sun via

herring-powered rocket, the molten Volvonium is

allowed to cool slightly, and is then beaten

into shape by Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor.

by philzilla August 14, 2011