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utica crib

An adult-size restraining bed, this wooden crib was equipped with a lid and was capable of being locked. It was designed in 1845 by Dr. Anabanel of France. In 1846, Dr. Amariah Brigham, the first superintendent of the "New York State Lunatic Asylum" brought the crib to the asylum in Utica, New York. Several modifications were made on the original design and thus the "Utica Crib" was born. The crib was designed in such a way that air could flow freely between the top and sides. The bottom was cushioned with layers of straw. The crib was used in case of "exhaustion" when the physical health of the patient demanded that (s)he be kept in bed. Additionally, the crib could be suspended on chains and rocked to calm the patients. The last remaining Utica Crib was removed from use on January 18, 1887.
Calm down or on in to the Utica Crib you'll go.
by vjesci April 11, 2007
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uniball

to hit someone so hard in the nuts that their testicles fuse together into one. essentially its a really hard sackwhack
if u dont shut up im going to uniball you
by herpderp123 August 24, 2010
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Utica, NY

A place where dreams go to die.
When I left Utica, NY my life got so much better
by ex-Utican June 23, 2010
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Utimaco

A Supposedly Enterprise grade Data Encryption/Security Software Solution for PC's and Laptops. Only problem with it is it works too well such that upon a reboot of your PC you cannot login to it. This makes your data 100% safe from any hacker, terrorist and even you.
IT Guy 1: "Dude, I totally just Encrypted my laptop and now I can't login to it!"

IT Guy 2: "Ouch dude, looks like you got Utimaco'd"

IT Guy 1: "Fuckin Utimaco"

IT Guy 2: "Yeah its a piece of shit"
by Data Addict April 8, 2009
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Ultibatum

The ultimatum that one gives themself when they decide that if they are not asleep by a certain time, they will masturbate to aide them in falling asleep.
I couldn't fall asleep last night so I gave myself an ultibatum for 3:00 A.M.

I swear I'm an insomniac, I gave myself three ultibatums last night but still couldn't fall asleep.
by Pathetic White Guy April 3, 2012
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Utica Club

Liquid Gold. A great brew even when it is lukewarm. One of the few good things about Utica.
"Hey bro, can you pass me a heaven in a can?"

"You mean a Utica Club?"

"Yeah."
by broback January 23, 2014
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Utica

A city in Central New York.

Summers are marked by hot, humid weather; winters by ice, snow that never melts, and -20 degree (F) weather.

Despite its lack of distinguishing features, Utica has several upsides:

1. The recent host of the Simple Plan, Good Charlotte & Reliant K "Noise to the World" Tour
2. The KRock-athon, an annual summer event inviting many of the hottest rock bands for an all day event
3. The Boilermaker, a summer race that attracts hundreds of people world-wide.

When any of these events are not taking place, though, Utica remains just another dusty city that America forgot.
Most, if not all people, want to leave it.
Dude, let's go to Utica!

...No.
by Seshennu May 26, 2005
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