Unlucky Kentucky

Said when something ebarrassing or unfortunate (but not seriously) happens so someone.
Often accompanied by gently tapping your own cheeks.

Teacher: Bob come to the front of the class.

Bob: *stands up*
Simon: *Tapping cheeks* Unlucky Kentucky
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Bob: Your Face!
Hard Guy: Your Mum!
Spectators: Unlucky Kentucky!

by LouieMai November 15, 2010

Unlucky Fried Kitten

Pseudonym for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Hmm, unlucky fried kitten for dinner!

by pluralnothing December 2, 2009

unlucky fried kitten

Avant Garde punk band responsible for the UFK Dollshouse collective in SE England. Signed a host of other bands.

Unlucky Fried Kitten are filling up the Dollshouse

by Andy Export January 19, 2008

Unlucky Spoon Syndrome

When your eating a bowl of Lucky Charms and the marshmallows get stuck to the bottom of the spoon. Causing a shit load of shit to go down.

"Did you hear what happened to Brady?"

"No, what?"

"He through a bowl of cereal through his flat screen. Bad case of Unlucky Spoon Syndrome."

"I fucking hate when that happens."

by JaredKere June 18, 2009

unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth

“Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021

Unlucky

A person who has the shittest luck, even when his luck has ran out some more bad shit happens.

"Fuck me, you heard about Pete?"
"Yeah man he's so fucking unlucky"

by BigRickyOneTime July 29, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

Unlucky landing is the evil Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and got shot in the neck immediately after.

Hey did you hear about the Charlie Kirk unlucky landing accident?
No, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
He got shot in the neck there.

by hoemobile October 26, 2025