Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 6, 2018

Confident Texter

The act of being overly confident during times of texting and FB chatting, while when seeing the textee in person lacking any social skills at all.

Yeah this person said so much stuff to me when he/she texted me last night like "you are so beautiful we need hangout right now!" The next day I saw him/her in class and all he/she said was "hey". Such a confident texter.

by skipitybop March 16, 2011

teitelitarianism

Teitelitarianism happens when the principal of a high school does not heed to the needs and requests of students, is closed to new ideas, and almost always sides with the administration. This principal is often mocked, such as by students shouting "Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"

Principal: Get out of the building! Party's over! I have work to do!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!

by stuy '09 June 26, 2009

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

on and off texter

person who texts once but doesn't text back, starts the convo , keeps it strong for two minutes and then suddenly stops.

dude 1: You know that one chick?

dude 2: Yeah the hot one?

dude 1: Yeah, thats her do you have her number? I was thinking about texting her.

dude 2: BAD idea bro she's such an on and off texter

by rendezvousjay February 27, 2010

dry texter

when someone can't hold a conversation and replies with one word answers.

"Jared is such a dry texter."
"amber can hold a conversation, she is not a dry texter!"

by tiktokfan2 June 1, 2020

teeter-titter

This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.

Jon and Alex invited Rebecca over to play on the teeter-titter

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017