tapler

A useful, space-saving office product, consisting of a stapler on one end and a tape dispenser on the other.

1: Cool! It's a stapler with a built in tape dispenser! It's a tapler!
2: Give me that!
1: NO! Stop! Or I'll taple you!

by gilgab07 September 4, 2007

tapped

a person who is crazy or insane

I wouldn't fuck with that kid he's tapped

by K-Slay June 16, 2007

Tapper

One who taps their friends and aquaintances for money or favours. The git that never buys a round in the pub!

Mike is such a tapper...he never puts his hand in his pocket!

by Mingerz January 21, 2011

till tapper

Someone who steals money from a cash register in a store usually while the clerk is not looking

The crackhead hoe down the street is a booster and a till tapper.

by Joe the Slow July 28, 2007

tarple

An afternoon gathering where people set aside all other tasks for a few minutes to eat cake as a group. Complimentary cake is usually provided at a tarple. Tarple can be held in a work environment but typically a tarple cake pass is required in order to do so. The tarple cake pass requirement is thought by many to be an unnecessary policy that actually serves no purpose at all and it has also been known to ruin an entire tarple for everyone involved. People attending a tarple are usually responsible for providing their own fork and plate.

My job is so cool because we make sure to have a staff tarple as often as possible during the summer. The only downside to too many tarples is that they can make you tired.

by Handle this yo August 10, 2018

tapped

Screwed. If you are tapped, you have literally or foreseeably no hope.

You're tapped as f*** lad.

by Bored enby with a computer January 25, 2021

MAMMY TAPPER

A "clean" way to say "mother fucker". First heard in the Atlanta area.

Look here, you mammy tapper...you'd better watch out!

by g-magic July 12, 2006