TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.

person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009

Strausserie

An extremely vile liquid excreted, normally not purposely, from the anal region. Smells awful, looks unpleasant, and is extremely harmful if schleitered. Strauss for short.

I was trying to fart, but suddenly i felt a warm liquid flowing down the back of my leg. I concluded that this liquid could be nothing else but the infamous strausserie.

by zach licht-Evrgrn. St. College August 24, 2008

stressedoutness

Basically your levels of stress

My stressedoutness levels are through the roof because of this goddamn quote journal on "The Bluest Eye" I have to do...

by Puppy God November 6, 2018

Stressed

When you hate work and school so much that your brain can't focus and all you think about is work.

Ffion: I'm so stressed today.
Aimee: Me too, honestly.

by Anonyrain July 19, 2019

Straysexual

Where your only sexually attracted to the kpop group straykids

Random Trump Supporter Guy: Sup cutie your hella cute what’s your addy

Me: Sorry mr ugly oompa loompa I’m Straysexual so no thank you

by Straykidslover December 21, 2020

Stressed like catgut

Stressed out beyond description. From the use of catgut to make violins.

Dammit - I got two exams tomorrow plus I have to go to court. Stressed like catgut ... where the heck is the nearest gas station? I gotta get some Red Bull.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Papa Strass

When one gets excedingly inebriated and latches on to a girl, then proceeds to attempt sexual activity with clothes on under the guise of 'dancing'.

"Dude, I was at the club last night and Mike totally Papa Strassed a girl. She couldn't get away, it was bad..."

by bagobeans August 5, 2009