by optimisticdingo February 24, 2016
by zomgx3 February 23, 2016
by Baldy64 March 2, 2016
Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.
Not a porn.
May require a costume and/or crying.
Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
Not a porn.
May require a costume and/or crying.
Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
by Metroslo February 25, 2016
Dan what the hell are you doing in there?
Sorry just applying cream to myself.
Are you doing a squat cobbler again?
Sorry just applying cream to myself.
Are you doing a squat cobbler again?
by Saul G. February 23, 2016
Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.
Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.
by w. munny February 29, 2016
by Sdab February 23, 2016