Definitions by TheMaDsQuatter

squat cobbler 

The erotic act of a male squatting to dip his genitalia into a freshly baked pie or cobbler.

Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."

squat cobbler by TheMaDsQuatter August 30, 2016