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When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Also known as a full moon moon pie.
Mr. Wormhole's baseball cards were stolen, along with his squat cobbler videos.
by zomgx3 February 22, 2016
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A person who sits in a fruit filled pie for sexual pleasure.
Ernie was so enchanted as he watched his squat cobbler wife squat in her warm apple pie.
by Crafty Trafty March 02, 2016
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Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.

Not a porn.

May require a costume and/or crying.

Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.
The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.
by Metroslo February 25, 2016
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Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying
He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.
by SquigglySquid February 22, 2016
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A grown man sitting on a pie for the titillation of an audience. Fully clothed. Usually on video. Made famous in season 2 of the cult TV series Better Call Saul.
Have you gentleman ever heard of the term Squat Cobbler?
by Gordon Freeman March 02, 2016
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