toiletjocky's definitions

season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.

While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?

by toiletjocky February 28, 2015

squat cobbler

When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.

Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.

by toiletjocky August 30, 2016