Definitions by toiletjocky

squat cobbler 

When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.

Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.

squat cobbler by toiletjocky August 30, 2016

season my beans 

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.

While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?

season my beans by toiletjocky February 28, 2015