New Zealand Spritzer

Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.
Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.
by Metaphoracles January 25, 2010
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wine spritzer

when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.
I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.
by moshers + tripod September 21, 2006
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Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a guy butt fucks another guy until he bleeds. Then the receiver, takes a bloody shit, all over the giver.
"He washed his face, after a Strawberry Spritzer"
by Chemberlydr August 30, 2009
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Honolulu Spritzer

The little known but popular Honolulu spritzer is a water sport. When your on the back of a boat and you get smacked by some water and your girl shakes her hair like a dog and the sprinkles hit you making you tickle some kine a way.
Did you hear? Jerry got a Honolulu spritzer and there getting hitched.
by Smatar January 24, 2021
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jolly spritzer

Shitting in a spray bottle and filling it up with 3/4 water. You can heat it up in the microwave to make things interesting.
I was so angry at my roommate for eating all the cupcakes so I made him a jolly spritzer .
by hotandflustered January 20, 2014
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Egg spritzer

Just another slang for a woman squirting
Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress
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spritzered

The act of drinking large amounts of non-alcoholic carbonated beverages. Usually used in reference to the drinking of flavored seltzers and club soda.
Duuuuude! He was shot gunning a liter of seltzer, totally getting spritzered! He thought he was like all G6 or something.
by Designer D July 13, 2011
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