Seagull Spritzer

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

by seagullsperm October 28, 2011

wine spritzer

when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.

I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.

by moshers + tripod September 20, 2008

Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a guy butt fucks another guy until he bleeds. Then the receiver, takes a bloody shit, all over the giver.

"He washed his face, after a Strawberry Spritzer"

by Chemberlydr August 30, 2009

Twistie spritzer

Modern twist on a traditional spritzer. 1/4 old off white wine, 3/4 ice and ginger beer

A Sundays afternoon beverage to be used in replacement of traditional pimms.Twistie spritzer originates from Gordon Park Brisbane this delicious beverage provides a refreshing and sophisticated use of any old stash of white wine mixed with ginger beer.

by Mixing geniuses January 19, 2013

jolly spritzer

Shitting in a spray bottle and filling it up with 3/4 water. You can heat it up in the microwave to make things interesting.

I was so angry at my roommate for eating all the cupcakes so I made him a jolly spritzer .

by hotandflustered January 19, 2014

Egg spritzer

Just another slang for a woman squirting

Last night Candice surprised me with an egg spritzer, so I had to sleep on a bare mattress

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Honolulu Spritzer

The little known but popular Honolulu spritzer is a water sport. When your on the back of a boat and you get smacked by some water and your girl shakes her hair like a dog and the sprinkles hit you making you tickle some kine a way.

Did you hear? Jerry got a Honolulu spritzer and there getting hitched.

by Smatar January 23, 2021