swankus

Something that is extremaly cool and happens commonly.

The weekly party is very swankus.

by Krupted Nova March 16, 2021

Spanks-giving

Created in the late 1990's; Spanks-giving is a holiday celebrated annually, the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of the continued dominance of the Virginia Tech football program over their in state rival The University of Virginia.

Are you going to Charlottesville for Spanks-giving this year?

I was so wasted I never made it to that last Spanks-Giving day game.

by YoudontknowHOO February 22, 2011

spanus

The space anus. Also refering to 'zoning out' and losing touch with reality if for a fewseconds or a minute.

Dude, that shit looks like the Spanus!

Did you just get sucked into the spanus?

by Nick Farace January 10, 2004

spanus

The spine anus. The dreaded condition is found in amateur and sometimes professional artwork when the artist places the butt hole too high.

"Hey, look at this new piece of art!"
"Dude, that shot suffers a huge case of spanus"

by Sonderjen January 10, 2008

spanouse

Proper sexy mofo. Incredibly witty and intelligent. One of a kind.
Cursed with unusually small genitalia, generally male!

That Spanouse is well sexy and funny, shame he has small genitals!

by Bobby_B August 22, 2006

spanks

A term used to replace any noun. i.e. binder paper.

Mr. Mendoza: "Okay class, i want everyone to take out your spanks."

by riced00d March 15, 2003

spankess

To slap a girl immediately before a BJ in the forehead or facial area with your penis.

Right before she blew me, I gave her a spankess.

by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006