bag of spanners

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.

Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.

by d6y May 23, 2006

Springer Spaniel

a rather smart dog that is relatively easy to train with six inch ears that we still haven't found a use for. This type of dog (if you don't trim it) has so much hair that when it sits on your bed you have a sheet.

Look at the ears on that springer spaniel!

Salesman: "Hello we have a great deal on bedding today."

Customer: "Ok, thanks, but I have a springer spaniel."

Salesman: "Oh...."

by Springerz May 19, 2009

Tits like a Spaniels Ears

Large breasts that swing low when released

The other night i released BOBs bra, her gargantuam mounds fell groundwards, my god she had tits like a Spaniels Ears

by The Spunk Pistol April 22, 2010

Spanner

Spanner ..

In the works …

Said spanner

Is I …

…

So only something biblical ..

Could …

But yep …

Biblical or extremely unlucky

So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..

Simply ran out of words …

Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point

Anything after that …

Depends on the former …

Can’t be doing stress any longer

Neither you can you I imagine

And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …

Luck ….

Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …

Spanner …

Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….

The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez May 9, 2006

Spaniard Meatloaf

The act of eating out an asshole after a heavy amount of diarrhea is excreted violently from the afore mentioned asshole

Bitch I'm in the mood for some Spaniard meatloaf.

by Richard Inface December 5, 2010

Wank Spanners

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands

1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)

by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005