A penis, especially an erect one. Heard in the Naked Gun series of movies. So named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.
She moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.
by bws55 August 27, 2007
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a guys penis

originated when i had nothin better to do
I have a humongous purple-headed warrior max and tom.
by ThE sTeVe MaN March 11, 2005
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The anonymous person from above's one inch dick. Yes, I said, but one inch.

Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).
Colin Ferral had quitet he fighting purple headed warrior...man it was a long night.
by Just Plain...Awesome December 27, 2005
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The bulbouse tip of the penis.
Can I insert my purple headed warrior up your quivering mound of love pudding and explore every crevis of your femmininity
by AiyUpCocka September 13, 2018
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The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.
"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."
by mikey mcg August 14, 2006
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