Snorlaxin'

1.) In a state of relaxtion where one is falling asleep and awaking from sleep in a short time period due to one falling into REM sleep too rapidly for the body to handle. Therefore, your brain forces you to wake up.
2.) When your Poke'mon is asleep and will not wake up amidst a Poke'mon battle. Used when one is a state of frustration due to the fact your getting PWN'ed by your opponent.

1.) "Dude, today in Math class, Mrs. Weis started talking about proofs and postulates. I was straight snorlaxin'!"
2.) "Damn you jigglypuff! Charizard, wake up, quit f*$#ing Snorlaxin'!"

by Joey Dunn December 21, 2007

Snorlax

When a man creeps up a a snoring lady and ejaculates into her mouth so the lady starts gurgling the semen

Johnny: I Snorlaxed that chick last night.
Luke: What did it sound like?
Johhny: Like she was gurgling mouth wash.

by simonomon101 November 22, 2010

Wild Snorlax

A wild snorlax is a mythical beast with large owl-like eyes with which it can penetrate the darkest of depths. A strong stork like beak which it uses to tear through even the thickest of skin allowing it to get whatever it desires. Upon it’s head is draped a mess of thin straight hair parting to the sides behind the two human-like ears it owns. Ears used not for hearing but to help it to better blend in with mankind, on which it preys. In addition to ears, the wild snorlax walks upright, drawing many a weak hearted to her hungry talons. For the only wild snorlax that exists is female. It must breed with a man, after each breeding she feasts on the mans flesh and of ever fifteen men she breeds with only one man will successfully impregnate her. Once impregnated, the wild snorlax hibernates for 2 years, month 24, a beast is born. In conclusion a snorlax is the ugliest of available females, not even human! And each snorlax reproduces only enough for their species to survive. But all males must be wary of her DEADLY desires.

Subi: Bro, what's the curious aroma creeping under the doorway?
Tony: I have no idea
(Subi cracks open the door, and draws back in fear.)
Tony: What is that hideous rotund bohemoth of a woman?
Subi: It's the Wild Snorlax! Take cover!

by Yaktown's Finest November 1, 2008

Snorlaxing

the act of lying down in random, crowded places, and pretending to fall asleep. Similar to "planking" but is used primarily for the awkward factor.

Bro 1:Hey bro, wanna go snorlaxing?! Bro 2:Bro...yeah.

by thatreallytallguy July 30, 2011

Snorlax

Ancient sexual art of falling asleep and having your partner wake you up, a video called boku no pico explains this pretty well

"I'm gonna snorlax you all night baby."

by Sayakamikii June 4, 2016

Snorlax

Snorlax is a lazy cookie eatting Mexican Hobo.

Frank "Snorlax do anything productive?"
Snorlax "*munchmunch*

Snorlax is to blank as sex is to adults.

by Bananas March 15, 2005

Snorlax

Derived from the fat, sleepy pokemon Snorlax from the original pokemon games, who sits and causes obstruction. This can be used when walking when
1. There is a fat person in front blocking your path
2. Someone is stood blocking the path for no good reason. e.g. talking to someone else
3.When the people walking in front of you are just walking so slow they're practically stood still.

1. "sorry I'm late, i was stuck behind this Snorlax and couldn't get past."
2. "god I hate these Snorlaxes who completely get in your way when your trying to get somewhere quick."
3. "hey, I'm sick of walking slow, just overtake that Snorlax in front.""yeah she's holding everyone up"

by wallyts7 April 6, 2009