dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.

I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.

by october-jones October 23, 2008

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011

Smudge

Verb. To covertly take a photo of something/someone. UK slang.

We've been smudged Gov'nor.

by Granstander2 January 4, 2010

Smudge Party

when two or more girls go into the bathroom to wipe off the smudged eyeliner under their eyes. Usually seen at a party or other setting where girls would feel the need to wear excessive eyeliner..

guy 1: "Hey where'd all the chicks go?"
guy 2: "They're in the bathroom having a smudge party"

by pseudonym664 December 6, 2009

curtle smudge

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.

"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011