A Curtle is created when a cat shags a turtle. There are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its shell claiming to have been raped by a cat - resulting in a curtle. Curtle's have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. The shell is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little fucker - in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your retarded half-brother smash it against a tree - it will live on and hunt you down - slowly...
by Mr. Dierickx September 02, 2008
1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle
by Strany May 05, 2006
-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.
by Heather The Great April 02, 2005
Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.
by Tripple acid whooper May 19, 2011
I was boinkin Pablo when i saw a picture of young Andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.
by Nibcats May 25, 2006
I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.
by Strany May 05, 2006