Shmaggot

A "shit head" that over a period of time gets progressively less intelligent to such a degree that the only conceivable explanation for their compounding ignorance is that there are, in fact maggots inside their skull slowly eating away at the fecal matter that their brain is constructed of. In short: Shit head + Maggots= Shmaggot. Alternatively Shmaggot is also the name of the head maggots themselves.

Shmaggot, shut up and get your Shmaggots under control!

by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

Swaggot

Someone who claims they have "swag" and brags about what they have and tries to act cool because of what they wear.

A wannabe Hypebeast

Swaggot: OH SHIT MAN MY OBEY IS TOO FRESH

Guy: you're a fucking swaggot...

by LoveSexAndMusic September 13, 2012

Bob Saggot

The incorrect spelling of Bob Saget

Idiot who thinks its spelled Bob Saggot: I'm a FAGGOT! I spell Saget SAGGOT!!!!

by STEVECORE September 21, 2006

spaggot

a very special faggot

that chris brown is a spaggot

by orang3 December 10, 2006

Swaggot

Someone who thinks and acts like they have swag but really is a faggot.

"See Lil Wayne recently?"
"Yeah man he's like the biggest swaggot."

by gorftree September 25, 2012

Skaggot

Watered down version of the word "Faggot"
It loses the gay connotations but keeps the general insult, closer to calling someone an idiot but much flashier.
Typically used in a friend to friend conversation as a joke.

Person 1: WHAT'S UP SKAGGOT?
Person2: YO WHAT'S UP MY SKAGGOT

by Brodc June 12, 2018

SPAGGOTEEE

It’s pasta that taste better then regular pasta u have to say the secret password to get into the trial of pastas then and only then will u find in trapped in a bar cage then u will need to fight to the death threw 49 different battles of different kinds of pastas well what if there isn’t 49 different kinds of pasta in the world then u need to make from scratch ur own Recipes to fight and then when u win all 49 battles u get the key but oh no when u go to unlock the pasta from the bar cage it’s a booby trap u have to grab the pasta run away to Rome take it on a romantic date have 73 children with it and live and die a happy life but at age 91 u find out they were all along the ruler of the secrete society of pastas wanting to take revenge on them for eating the last bread stick at the cult offering. U now finish the story it is out of my hands

OH SHIT SPAGGOTEEE IS AN EVIL KILLER

by The el pasta February 24, 2021