richard simmons

defying all laws of gay physics. I mean, god, even gay people get offended. Yes, we do!

"Ok, now let's dance around with our arms in the air and our spandex tighties hugging our bodies! Ok? And one and two and.."

by Matt Black June 4, 2005

avere la scimmia

Italian expression (literally "to have the monkey/ to got the monkey"). Typical of young people's slang. It has two principal meanings.

1. to have a strong obsession for somebody or something, or to desire something strongly. In the same meaning is used as well the reflexive verb "inscimmiarsi" (something that could be literally translated as "to be 'inmonkeyed'"). In particular, the expression is used in the drug-addicteds slang, meaning to be addicted to a drug or to have withdrawal symptoms for some drug.

2. To be in a bad mood or, in general, to be in a strange or particular but elusive mood

1. "Ho la scimmia per questo sito internet"
translation: lit. "I've got the monkey for this website."
meaning: "I'm obsessed with this website"

"Ha una bella scimmia per quel tipo"
translation: lit. "She's got a very good monkey for that guy"
meaning: "She really has a strong crush on that guy"

2. "Perchè sei così antipatico oggi? Cos'è, c'hai la scimmia?"
translation: lit. "Why are you so unpleasant today? What's up, have you got the monkey?"
meaning: "Why are you so unpleasant today? Are you in a bad mood?"

"Oggi Antonio è pazzo. Deve avere la scimmia."
translation: lit. "Antonio's mad today. He must have got the monkey."
meaning: "Antonio's mad today. He must be in a very unusual mood/ There's something strange (or wrong) in him/(or also) It must be happened something to him."

by Harold Hmuther January 10, 2009

Richard Simmons Rule

The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.

<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.

by Teknos February 19, 2009

Simmering

The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.

"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"

by CJJC March 5, 2013

Skimmer

Skimmer: a term often used to describe either an action or an object in a sketchy or greasy manner. The word can be used to describe anything that cannot possibly be defined as something worthy of being normal. This version of the word can almost be defined by merely saying the word itself, as just saying it will send greasy vibes to anyone that hears it.

That skimmer weirdo over there is creeping everyone out!

by Grease514 July 6, 2016

Simmer

Simmer has two main meanings:

1) A fan of the Sims series. Also used to name a Youtube channel referring to the sims. Its a nickname for Sim lovers.

2) It also means to cook something gently on low heat.

1) ''Wow, check out this sims video by Fancysimmer.''
'' I'm a simmer too!''

2)
Simmer the meat
''I need you to simmer the meat while i make the sauce''

by KaylaShimmer July 1, 2014

shimmanood

used by older italian gentlemen: an invalid, retard, idiot, moron...etc

i gotta walk around here like a fuggin' shimmanood! -sopranos, uncle junior

by tony January 26, 2004