skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

Skit-scone-scan

A language developed by combining the English and pig Latin language and adding the prefix skit, scone, or scan before each word. Can substitute the prefix sk- or sc- instead of using the skit, scone or scan.

" Schello, scow scar sku scingdo" means "how are you doing" in skit-scone-scan.

by Scandinavia skitters September 11, 2012

shwitter

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.

Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.

by misterich September 8, 2013

skitssin

It's another option of saying that a person is trippin fooling or acting stupid to be said in a playful manner. (If it makes it then let it be known that it originated in Philly, PA)

yo u skitsin or me and kev was up in the club when kev started skitsin over that new lil jon.

by ThatPhillyBoi October 28, 2004

skitenapped

The act of going for one or two drinks, then being cajoled/forced into an extended drinking session. Often followed by a night on the couch.

"I only went out to watch the football, but Matty turned up and skitenapped me."

by NealeJohnston August 25, 2006

skite

To consume a lot of alcochol whilst on a night out.

"Who is coming out on the skite tonight?"

"Snakeus is skited off his tits!"

"Tonight we will be skiting it hard"

"All aboard the Skite Train, last stop Skiteville!"

by Daniel Hunter August 2, 2006

SKITT

S-Small
K-Kid
I-In
T-Toilet
T-Training
Only one of it's kind, a kid named Josef in New Zealand. You have the right to call him SKITT only if you are his brothers friend or are older than him.

someone:OMG! It's SKITT!
SKITT: My name's Josef!!!

by n00b_skol_bus April 1, 2007