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Sidebro

A bro who is not really part of your main group of bros, but is chill enough with some of your bros that he can occasionally hang out with your main group of bros.
Hey guys, lets hang out tonight. You can invite any of the sidebros if you want.
by drebay19 August 28, 2016
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Philadelphia sidecar

When one engages in coitus with a colostomy stoma, using the stoma as a site of entry for a cock or some other pleasurable instrument.
The philadelphia sidecar I got from Tom last night nearly perforated my bowel!
by Nursy January 15, 2009
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Vulcan sideburns

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.
Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man
by Phunkie Junkie December 17, 2008
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philly sidecar

Ostomy sex. The act of putting a penis into an ostomy site, be it a colostomy, ileostomy, etc., for intercourse. Popular among prisoners as a means to get cigarettes or pay off debts.
You didn't know Gilman was into Philly sidecars? Where do you think he picked up smoking?
by uptodate April 30, 2008
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sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.
Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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Sidewards

1) to turn both sideways and backwards
2) To turn sideways except cooler
"I just turned my head sidewards and it was rightside up"
by zexsudel October 20, 2004
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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