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colostomy 

Ostomy is a surgical procedure used to create an opening for urine and feces to be released from the body. Colostomy refers to a surgical procedure where a portion of the large intestine is brought through the abdominal wall to carry stool out of the body.

After getting shived in prison, Charles had to have a colostomy to rest and heal his injured colon. Little did he know he'd be getting raped in the side by phily side car aficionados.

colostomy by uptodate June 16, 2008

philly sidecar 

Ostomy sex. The act of putting a penis into an ostomy site, be it a colostomy, ileostomy, etc., for intercourse. Popular among prisoners as a means to get cigarettes or pay off debts.

You didn't know Gilman was into Philly sidecars? Where do you think he picked up smoking?

philly sidecar by uptodate April 30, 2008