shitdick

When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it

Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.

by iggymessedup December 15, 2016

Sooner Shitbreak

A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.

Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.

by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003

Shitkick

To utterly destroy the opposition, leave no ends loose.

I shitkicked you at rock paper scissors.

by Charles Storms August 2, 2007

shitkicker

(In Australia) A low ranking person, especially in a workplace, who gets all the dirty or menial jobs.

Poor old Wayne never earned much; all his life he was a shitkicker in a factory.

by Bob Highland February 2, 2004

shitkick

To kick the shit out of someone. Literally.

Fuck, I wanna shitkick that motherfucker.

by mickz April 27, 2005

shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.

'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'

by JP&AKB June 17, 2018

shitdrinker

one who sucks so bad, they quite obviously drink shit.

That guy who wouldn't book our band was a real shitdrinker.

The drummer from the PB Army is a shitdrinker.

by PB Navy August 25, 2003