Shirtless Guy

The ripped guy in a particular group that works out a lot & takes off his shirt every. chance. he gets.

They could understand that Matt was Shirtless Guy when he mowed the lawn, or played basketball, or fetched the mail from the mailbox, but to their amazement, Matt was Shirtless Guy for Thanksgiving, when it was 15°.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

Scared shirtless

Being scared to the point where your shirt comes off.

Ben: Dude, that movie had me scared shirtless.

Dan: Me too bro. I think some lady stole my shirt off the ground

by omgstfuplz June 3, 2010

Shirtless Profile Asshole

Shirtless Profile Asshole believes that they are God’s gift to social networking. In reality, they have nothing to offer, so Shirtless Profile Asshole snaps a photo (often fuzzy or dimly lit) and uses this as their MySpace and / or Facebook (or other predatory website) profile picture.

More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.

Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?

When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.

by mad genius December 8, 2010

shirples

When a dude's nipples are visible through his shirt because it's too tight. Commonly seen in conjunction with popped collars and sunglasses worn inside. Shirples are sported regularly by dudes from Europe, Australia, and New Jersey.

Double popped collar AND shirples, New Jersey in the houuuuse!!!

by HoneyBadgers June 6, 2011

shiralee

Shiralee - a beautiful woman with a bright personality and will always put others before herself. She is a strong woman who stands out of the crowd and always trys to make you smile.

Damn look at shiralee what a star!

by 4th year bruva September 7, 2020

Shirobeats

Shirobeats is a music producer who has worked with people like: NoneLikeJoshua, Kaori, and Felimos. He has a youtube, soundcloud, and spotify, where he releases music.

James: Have you seen Down by shirobeats?
Tom: Yeah! he's so good at producing music!

by KyoZen March 11, 2021

Creepy Shirley

1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.

I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."

by GregCardinals October 30, 2007