selfroll

celestia: rolli is so stupid and selfish
maddii: i know hes the literal definition

rolli is a selfroll

by celstialsz May 6, 2021

Seferoglou

A useless but lovely being. She can be the most annoying person in the world. She is a total fasaia and everytime i see her i reconsider all my life choices. Sometimes you really want to punch her but in the end you love her. She can really make you feel comfortable and is very caring. She is a wannabe gangster and has a very handsome dog. She also likes to say “jeezz” a lot.

-Did you just buy 50 crystals?
-Yes thats because i was such a seferoglou today i will use them to manifest mikele so he can finally teach me some biology

by Sefehater December 25, 2021

Sneaky Seyfert

When one is in an automobile, and takes a 4 week old delopadated chowder bag full of warm chowder and slaps their passenger in their face causing chowder to explode on their face and mouth and causing them to vomit perfusly.

Paul gave Zach a Sneaky Seyfert after Paul banged his girlfriend.

by Seymore August 1, 2006

smoke seller

someone who tell lies in order to impress or catch up pepole´s attention.

"You couldn´t have lied like that! you´re an smoke seller"
"That player said he is the best in the world. He must be an smoke seller"

by memrin November 30, 2016

Biggest Seller

Brian the Biggest Seller, always selling. Warzone, League, any game he find a way to sell the bag. He the type of guy to buy a uav instead of the team

Zack : yo why we keep losing

David: u already know we playing with brian, he the biggest seller

by Dawson's gay November 8, 2021

Shelfer

This is your friend with benefits. Who you totally want to be your boyfriend. Who treats you like his girlfriend… Until someone he actually wants to date comes along. Then he puts you back on the shelf. Then, when they break up, he texts you to see what’s up and the cycle starts all over, until he puts you back on the shelf again. And all the while, he never deletes Tinder from his phone! LESSON: Do you really want to be someone’s place holder? Life isn’t a Hollywood rom com; he doesn’t realize he’s in love with you in Act III — this is a never-ending miniseries of him treating you like a security blanket.

I'm not going to fuck him anymore, now I know he's just a shelfer.

by didivine September 6, 2014

Peter Seller

Someone who pimps out male prostitutes.

WOODY: What's the name of that new Peter Seller? The one who owns "Gigalos2Go"?

DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.

by Peter Eaton June 11, 2006