Speed of Science

The speed at which poison, carefully marketed as a vaccine can be manufactured and distributed to every nation worldwide and pushed on the population via threats of lockdown, unemployment, segregation and societal exclusion.

No, of course we never tested the vaccine for transmission before it entered the market, we really had to move at the speed of science.

by SonnyElse October 20, 2022

Science

S ystematic

C omprehensive
I nvestigation and

E xploration of

N atural

C auses and

E ffects

I thought science was just a word until I saw what it stood for.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff November 24, 2020

Science Bros

The Science Bros is the name of the love between Tony Stark and Bruce Banner. They are both scientists and their bromance is strong. Even RDJ and Mark Ruffalo ship it.

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You're my half of the Science Bros, let's do science together.

by claire208 January 4, 2016

Science Twink

A twinky, nerdy guy who is very obsessed with science and really cares about his scientific field. Basically a twink who is also a science nerd. Bonus points if they get really into talking about their scientific field to others without realizing they're going on and on because that's adorable. Unfortunately, most science twinks are straight. As a result, they may not even realize they're a science twink.

"I want to ask out that guy in our class. He's such a science twink. I want him to tell me about the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis and get all flustered when I kiss him to shut him up."

"You know he's straight right? Most science twinks are."

"Well shit."

by Milk_Enthusiast August 20, 2022

science teacher

The weirdest teacher out of them all. Notoriously known for using bad puns, then laughing at own jokes.

You have Mr. D as your science teacher? Oh man, all he does is rant hating his wife with terrible puns.

by Plato Crete November 6, 2013

science class

This is the place where absolutely no one does anything at all, even things you aren't supposed to do because you are on the verge of falling asleep...or dying!

Marie: Hey damien, are you having fun in science class today?
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marie: I was talking to you!
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Marie: talk to me you asshole!
Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Teacher: what's going on here?
Marie & Damien: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by hippopotomonstrsesquippedalio March 31, 2009

science damn it

An interjection used to express anger, annoyance, disgust, or dismay. The options are really limitless. Used in the same situations that "god damn it" would be found, but is more acceptable for the secular crowd. From the creationism episode of south park.

Greg: I can't believe it, the Bears actually are in the Superbowl this year.
Bitter Jets Fan: Science damn it!!

by The Legendary Ironwood January 26, 2007