schleptop

An old, outdated and brick-like laptop computer

Man, get rid of that 486 schleptop!

by k3v1nl.1984 June 10, 2007

Schleppe

A nickname given to a familiar and like-minded random friend that is the epitome of awesome.

‘’Hey Schleppe! How was your night?’’
‘’OMG It was soooo bad Schleppe!! I got SO drunk I told everyone about some embarrassing 'in the moment' encounters between me and the ex.. I know i'll never hear the end of it’’
‘’Oh Schleppe hahaha’’

by mzdali February 20, 2012

schleprock

A guy who breaks everything he gets his hands on

Joe: Richie crashed my computer

Mike: again? He's such a SCHLEPROCK!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020

schleprock

n. Total loser who will never amount to anything. See also "schlep"

1. Whassup schleprocks?
2. Yo! Schleprock! Fetch me some fresh coffee, and if its spit in, i'm gonna nut in your ear after assbangin' your momma.

by prodiGyBNTY March 27, 2003

schleprock sperm

Orgasms that only lead to trouble and misery. Based on the cartoon character "Schleprock" from The Flintstones. Schleprock was always under a thundercloud and bad things always happened to him.

My friend Ward got some chick pregnant 19 years ago and married her. They soon divorced and he had to support their kid for 18 years. He counted down the days until the kid turned 18 and he wouldn't have to pay child support anymore. The kid turned 18. Ward then went out, screwed some fat chick, and got HER pregnant. Now he has to pay child support for another 18 years. He has SCHLEPROCK SPERM.

by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008

Schleptitude

similar to ineptitude, only not a quality, but rather a temporary state brought on by an influx of schleps in a confined space, thereby bringing a state of schlepness to all non-schleps in said area. Will gradually decrease once removed from the schlepified area, provided no schleps choose to follow.

Man, if I don't get away from these schleps soon, I'm going to come down with some serious Schleptitude.

by JoshT83 June 16, 2010

Schley

A hilarious guy who gets everybody laughing. Fun to be around. But nobody knows what he does in his spare time...

Schley loves children

by GB20 January 5, 2021