the silombe effect

Is when a person turns up late, usually after getting lost , missing the bus, train etc. The party that watches him/her arrive late for something, sometimes is inclined to give hand gestures and have a discussion on what excuses there are for being late.

Him/Her(The Silombe effect arriving)

The party - " probably woke up late , nah missed the bus, moisturising elbows"

The Silombe arrives - " Mans got jacked init"

The party - " chus"

by jebby1000 September 19, 2010

Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

Salomon

Person who has a girlfriend but talks about how complicated she are. Has a pretty big DICK. He is a great person to be around funny,flirty when he want to be, smart, and life of the party. His dick does not discrimante will fuck any girl from any race as long as she looks good to him. Very Caring likes to make people happy ,especially girls, wink wink. Loves to have a great time in the bedroom r anywhere.t

'' Hey didnt he hav a different girlfriend last week dat boy is working his SALOMON swag"

" He hung like Salomon"

by legitdude1234 January 23, 2012

Slompa

1. A female who can't resist the cock.

2. A slut or a ho

"Dude, Jenny is such a slompa"

"We need to go find some slompas at the bar tonight"

by t-14 January 15, 2009

slomming

sticking leeches on myself.

Yo wanna go slomming tonight?

by Mr. LRG December 11, 2006

Slomo

Sometimes referred to a member of the famous 3/5. Rather large individual with slower than normal responses. Has a sensitive side that does not like to be made fun of. But is a good sport.

Josh is a slomo

by Inspectors in charge March 25, 2013

Shlommin

Verb : The act of getting extremely "fucked up." Drinking an excessive amount of jungle juice, or smoking an excessive amount of chucky pinsters...

Son, It's friday and I'm ready to shlomm..

Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!

Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!

by THE SHLOM DON! March 4, 2008