salohd

pronounced: sa - lod

Just a dumb word for salad.

Stupid bitch Amy: hey Jen wat r u having for dinner?

Big fat Jen: salad

Stupid bitch Amy: NOOOOO NOT SALOHD

by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

saloontion

Da easy answer to all your problems --- just head on down to da local waterin' hole and get drunk.

I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life, so I never seek out a "saloontion" to a particular debacle dat comes along --- I take care of my life's issues through honest thought and hard work, thank you very much. Downing tall frothies is **never** da answer --- da pesky problems are still gonna be there after you sober up again!

by QuacksO August 15, 2020

salohcindude

another name for a nonce/kiddy fiddler

have you seen that guy? yeh he's such a salohcindude

by anamelessperson November 12, 2021

salooney

A person who goes out of their way to be an idiot or mess things up.

Did you hear about Holden? He is such a salooney.

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Samooh

A smart handsome guy that reads lots of chinese webnovels

Omg, he is such a Samooh

by RoselleGustav October 1, 2023

sausage saloon

A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.

Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.

Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"

Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."

by tuftskins December 9, 2009

Dirty Salooney

The act of taking a whisky shot out of a girls asshole

Emily let me do a dirty salooney off of her

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021