Row Po

Water police. Sheriffs river or lake patrol.

I was out on the lake pulling a tolerable full of people when the Row Po ticketed me for going to fast in a no wake zone after I passed the no wake body. Good thing I didn't get another BUI.

by Row po June 14, 2018

Row of bombed houses

Someone with bad teeth.

May be due to lack of breast milk when a baby or just hygene.

May also lead to very bad breath.

Dude, did you see that guy last night? He had some bad teeth!

Yeah, they looked like a Row of bombed houses.

by Coopster88 December 13, 2009

Row your boat

When you don't want to gently down the stream

Would You rather row your boat or gently down the stream?

by Nickhenrick May 3, 2017

row 29

The act when one of your friends deliberately gives you wrong information in order to keep you away from you or the group you are with.

Christian "Row 29'ed" me when he told us to get seats towards the end of the plane. That jerk had everyone else seat by the Cock-pit.

by Freddie Vegas January 5, 2009

row boat

A position in threesomes when a woman is lying on her back and each man uses one of the availble orifaces. Each man then has to move in unison as if they were in a row boat

I was very frustrated by the view when I got stuck in the back end of the row boat posution.

by Fhatman May 13, 2014

Row Ho

A gentrified individual who frequents Santana Row (San Jose, CA "Lifestyle center" mixed-use shopping mall) and espouses it as an enclave of culture and luxury.

Typically these individuals live well beyond their means, purchasing prized luxury handbags while drowning in credit card and student loan debt.

Wanna get drinks at Santana Row?
No, I can't deal with all those Row Ho's, let's go to that star wars bar instead!

by tacoraj October 18, 2017

row versus wade

The infamous and hotly-debated controversy over shallow-water navigational methods which pitted the skiff/dinghy dealers against the hip-boot manufacturers. On the one hand, it is indeed simpler and easier to paddle ("row") a punt around the shoreline as opposed to slogging heavily ("wading") through the mud, but the boat tends to scrape bottom whenever there's anyone sitting in it. This dilemma was further exacerbated back in the mid-20th century with the advent of the notoriously-unreliable Sears&Rowback outboard motor, which often necessitated both paddling AND squish-squooshing over pebbly jagged-seashell-flecked muck to return to the dock from whence you came.

The U.S. Supreme Court was obliged to delay judgement on the "row versus wade" debate pending further developments; they promised to rule on the case once humans gained control over tidal movements.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018