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ricer

(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.
Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.
by ricecop04 March 15, 2004
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ricer

A slow car with excessive cosmetic upgrades.
Rob Torre and Keith Bruni drive ricers.
by pd2 January 27, 2007
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riceroni

a ricer that is even more tricked out than normal ricers.
look at that riceroni with a huge ass exhaust and those bright fuckin frontlights!
by KRHimself December 28, 2004
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Bleeding Rivers

To bitch and moan constantly to the point where it feels there is a river of menstrol blood flowing through the room you are standing in.

Both Male and Female can and do bleed rivers.
"Ah man I got home late last night and my mother was bleeding RIVERS on me"

- dude spills drink on another dude
person 1 "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
person 2"Stop bleeding rivers man it was an accident"
person 1"Your right brotha, its cahz"
by Kurdumbri March 8, 2011
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Ricer Tax

When an old Japanese car becomes popular amongst the ricers, buying one becomes a nightmare because these idiots hold even the biggest heaps of box on wheels to such a high regard, they add an invisible tax to boost the price of the selling car far more than it should ever be, despite extremely high mileage and severe body damage. And then of course try to justify it by saying something like "It's a Honda, bro". Honda, of course, being the biggest example of this insane price rape.
I was looking online at old Hondas and Nissans because I enjoy these cars, but unfortunately even the ones with 200,000+ plus were retarded expensive because of the ricer tax. And because these idiots think it's a badge of honor that their car hasn't exploded yet , they really think an intelligent person is really going to pay $5,000 for their 435,000 miles driven 1984 Civic Wagovan with the ripped seats.

Person: Decent looking Integra, how much?
Ricer: $6,000
Person: It's a 25 year old car with heavy miles, are you retarded?
Ricer: It's a Honda, bro, value stays strong.
Person: It's in Acura, jackass, you're not in Japan. I'm not paying ricer tax for a car thats basically a beater.
by YourCarSucks June 9, 2011
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Rivers Cuomo

The frontman of Weezer. Born on June 13, 1970. He is devoted to Vipassana Meditation and is said to meditate twice a day. Many people have stated the many positive changes that have occurred in Rivers ever since he started this method. Due to meditation, Rivers declared that he would remain celibate for 2 years. He stayed true to his word and even went over the 2 years deadline. Rivers stated that he wanted to break his celibacy on his wedding night...June 18th, 2006 (which was yesterday). He is also a Harvard graduate. He received his Bachelor of Arts in English and American Literature after attending school on and off for 11 years on June 8th 2006. He does often give off that snobby/sarcastic vibe but he has sold over 7 million albums, is filthy rich, and is a Harvard graduate. Anyone with a list of accomplishments like that would have a bit of an ego don't u think? I think the main reason why he's so appealing to me is because he doesn't fit the image of a stereotypical rocker.
He's pretty shy/quiet, has a small stature and is known for his Buddy Holly glasses (although I haven't seen him wearing them lately).
He also finds Asian women attractive. His wife is Japanese.
I think he went through a pretty tough time during the Pinkerton era but I can tell he changed a lot from then. He seems more mature/wise/a lot happier now. There's this look of peace on his face whenever I see him.
I think Rivers is very charismatic (although he doesn't think so).
by A. September 2, 2008
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ricestoration

the long term process of reconditioning and ricing out older, often japanese, cars to varied degrees and with mixed results
Over the past three years I installed a rear wing, a fiberglass body kit, 17" chrome wheels, and lambo doors on my '95 civic. It just needs a new paintjob and the ricestoration will be complete.
by SpeedyG123 February 22, 2009
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