pubistache

The chunk of hair right above the vertical lips resembling a mustache.

last night i scratched my nose on jane's pubistache while dining on her pink taco

by mfftcklr March 23, 2010

pusstracted

The act of being highly distracted with pussy which may cause confusion or inability to concentrate

I was so pusstracted by her dirty antics, i went back to work with my shirt inside out

by mRvANILLA81 June 15, 2017

Pusstopher Columbus

Term for someone who seemed down for the cause but when it's showtime they back out.

We were all set to boost those tools at home Depot until pusstopher Columbus decided it wasn't the right thing to do

by Driculousness May 15, 2021

poostache

A prank usually played on a sleeping individual. The giver of a poostache takes a finger to his own buttcrack until said finger is ripe with stink. Giver then rubs finger across upper lip of receipient. Also know as a stinky sanchez.

Mikey gave Nate a poostache while he was a'sleeping.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

pubstach

V/N Similar to a Hitler. When ones friend is asleep taking you pubic hairs and putting some on his/her lips.

Hey lets pubstache John.
Oh no someone pubstached me!

by Rusty May 13, 2005

Plustache

A mustache that is more than just under the nose. It usually flows from the lips up the cheek, attached to the skin. This isn't your dad's handlebar mustache.

A regular mustache wasn't enough facial coverage for a guy like Steve, he required a plustache.

by imextroverted November 1, 2011

Pubestache

When you take hair gel, part your pubes and gel each half together so they curl up, resembling a mustache.

Yo, I'm definitely rocking a pubestache for initiation

by chevychasetheheavyplace May 23, 2011