Petosimist

A blend between "pesimist and optimist". A person that is a pesimist in nature and uses optimism in a pesimistic way.
Credits: contributed by Mozambique's daughter: word wizard

A petosimist speaking: "They are not going to pay me...at least I know "

by mozanbique July 7, 2023

petekeyism

basically. the ship name for pete wentz and mikey way is petekey, so if you speak about it or use it as a subject, it'd be petekeyism

"im not too much of a fan for Petekeyism" or "Petekeyism is literally real"

by cup a soup August 3, 2023

patoka

It's the diminutive of the nickname of Patrick in Hungarian.

Son: Daddy, please buy me some sweets.
Father: No, Patoka, they damage your teeth.

by patoka December 2, 2011

petoni

Petoni:
A figure of speech describing a homosexual man with a large desire in asian genitalia and a spontaneous interest in shaving one's legs.

Daniel: I like guys with shaved legs.
Luke: That's something a Petoni would say!

by Snapcraft February 26, 2018

petofile

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear

that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?

by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010

petoris

n. synonym of similarly spelled "pitoris," which is an abnormally small or accidentally shortened penis that resembles an exposed clitoris

Jimmy was left with only a petoris after a firework exploded in his lap.

by Vgnfc July 25, 2006

petoto

usable for someone with a lovely hair, smexy backside, and the sweetest craziest owner... YALI, also note that petotos go crazy about mango lovers

he was bored to the bone sitting on the floor, and when he saw his YALI he started acting like a petoto

by Yali April 29, 2008