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pessimist

pessimists are the happiest people

optimists are always getting their hopes up, setting high goals, but when they undoubtedly fail, they just have that mouch more to be depressed about. pessimists on the other hand always anticipate the worst and never set their goals high, that way when they fail they have less to be depressed about. as an added bonus, if a pessimists sets their goals low and actually achieves or surpasses them, they will be even happier
bob is an optimist and he hopes to get a 90% on the test
bill is a pessimists and doubts if he'll even pass the test
both bob and bill get a 70% on the test, which makes bob sad because he missed his goal by 20%, bill on the other hand is exstatic because not only did he pass, but he got a B-.
by pb foot April 6, 2010
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Pessidog

A 5'6 Ghost who originated in Rosario, Argentina and he loves to pray on 14-year-old girls
How to summon Pessidog
1. Penalty for Argentina - Very popular method especially during the WC in Qatar
2. Eibar - He has terrorized this small innocent city since 2007
3. Curaçao - Only recently spotted there around the end of March 2023
4. Clement Foot - Residents reported scary sightings of pessidog performing a tricycle kick

How to scare it away
1. Shout "UCL finals"
2. Take away its growth hormones
3. Tell it to stop dating 14-year-old girls

Other names:
1. Pessi
2. Fraudionel
3. Rapessi
4. Pedophionel
5. Growth Hormonessi
6. Referessi
My 14-year-old sister was kidnapped and assaulted by pessidog
by honest pessidog fan April 3, 2023
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Pessi is finished

The sentence Pessi is finished is usually used by trolls on FT. When @Goal post a highlight or a goal of a player that is NOT Lionel Messi, these people are always there to comment something about Pessi being finished.
by Honest FT Fan February 10, 2021
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peussie

a most unpleasant color; a mixture of Brown and Purple, like a stain or a bruise, somewhat like Puce, but darker and actually smelly
Her name is Princess Peussie, and she's a goddess but why in the world does she die her hair that PEUSSIE color? it's so nasty!!!

Peussie is the color; Peussie is the smell !
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penus

A mispelling of 'penis'.
"lol shut up u big penus"
by Anonymous December 22, 2004
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optimistic pessimism

telling yourself that the outcome of a situation will undoubtedly be pleasant; when knowing that the truth is that it will not, so that your artificial smile and laughter will not and cannot be undistinguished between true and false. ultimately living a "happy" and "carefree" lifestyle that many people envy, not knowing that you are as miserable as they are. you just dont show it in public as they do. your glass has water in it. whether it is half full or half empty doesnt matter, but there's water in it and it's constantly getting filled and consumed
by Jeremy Beck February 12, 2008
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Pebus

A penis the size of a pube.
Oh my, he must have a pebus with an attitude like that..
by Acars March 21, 2015
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