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Peruvian Fidget Spinner

she is sitting doggy style and we have one man in the mouth with another in Das booty hole. The third will have to enter in from below, on his back. She's kind of stuck so he'll have to thrust upwards. Either we'll endowed or supported from underneath.
I'm chaffing and all my holes are worn out from those three guys giving me the Peruvian Fidget Spinner last night.
by Das Pewpsy July 15, 2023
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peruvian flake

this is peruvian flake because it had my nose bleeding for real
by tuff puff February 23, 2004
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Peruvian Penis Pumper

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.
1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper
by hastatus3 May 3, 2010
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peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
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Perezish

the art of being jewish or being a snitch
wow why did you have to go and snitch on me? that was so Perezish of you.
by Jewcy Booty June 20, 2008
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Peruvian Princess

A strong (physically and mentally), hardworking, beautiful( in physical appearance and demeanor) and is one of a kind woman who is from Peru or a descendant of this beautiful culture.
A prime example of a Peruvian Princess is /Users/rosemarycerpa/Pictures/6051070501_ORIG.jpeg
by Peruvian Princess February 1, 2009
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Peruvian Murderfat

Fat harvested from tourists by Peruvian jungle gangs to be sold on the black market for cosmetic products. Allegedly goes for 60k a liter.
How do you keep you skin to look so youthful?
I only wash my body with authentic Peruvian murderfat.
by [COD] The Shiv November 20, 2009
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