Permagunk

An unpleasant mix of something or others that have, over time, become permanent.

Stains do not count unless they consists of enough mass to elevate them at least a half of a millimeter from the surface to which they cling.

The health inspector was probably not going to be sympathetic to the food establishment's permagunk problems.

by Paul the Cow May 20, 2010

Permaball

When someone permanently acts like they would if they were on coke (cocaine)

John is so permaballed

by Slangmaster896 January 27, 2011

Permajunked

Permanently junked

Nick and Meffy are permajunked.

by Lil Smurfette March 18, 2011

permabook

(v) To book a resource for an extended period of time on the basis that you may need it at some point, thus preventing anyone else from using it. A non-sexual variant of the cockblock.

(1) I wanted to hold a meeting but Sue's permabooked all the meeting rooms for this week.

by Skeggie June 22, 2014

Permabungee

verb (used with object)

1. A portmanteau describing the state of of an object that has been permanently fastened in place by the use of bungie cords.

Past tense: Permabungeed

noun

2. The bungee cord that has been permanently stretched to the perfect length which is used to permanently fasten an object in place.

Plural: Permabungees

"Permabungee" is the word that 'Murica needs but not the one it deserves.

Q: Why do you have a recliner permabungeed in the back of your truck?

A: Hell man, these old permabungees have held that chair there for years. Never know when a man (person) needs to relax.

by likebedsheets September 22, 2022