penismonkey

a penismonkey is a monkey with a huge penis. that isnt a monkeys penis.

Retarded kid 1:hey look at that penis monkey!

Retarded kid 2: good look finding a jockstrap for that!

by fag January 20, 2005

Petism

a philosophy based on humans as pets of God

Petism compares the hierarchy of humans and our pets to God and humans.

by Liwi September 1, 2013

penismobile

A ghetto pimped-out setta wheels. A sportscar or sporty sedan made all flashy and conspicuous, often owned by men who need this attention because they feel insecure about their penis size.

The Honda Civic is a favorite choice for penismobiles, and I'm not sure exactly why.

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

penismage

Short for penis-magician. Describing something as able to work magic into a penis; or work magic with a penis.
Not to be confused with ass-master(master of the rectum).

Z: Hey Tom seen the penismage today?
T: No didn't know there was one in town.

by John Doser February 19, 2009

PenisMusic

A genre of music, not to be confused with "cock rock" or "chin music". Penis music is played by only the most cracked out individuals and sounds similar to "aaawwwwggghhhhttytytytuuwww"

"Damn thats some fire PenisMusic brother, might i add you have a phat cock"

by LennieFinch March 22, 2020

penismaker

Any place to take a piss. I.E. Do they have a penismaker in there? I need to take a monster piss.

I can't take it any more, is there a penismaker around here?

by GeoffG2 September 19, 2012

Peteism

noun: An injury involving cutting, lacerating, or mangling one's hand, finger, or fingers on the strings or hardware of an electric guitar in the course of picking or strumming an electric guitar with extreme fervor and reckless abandon.

NOTE: The word is derived from the manner in which Pete Townshend – of The Who fame – frequently injured his right, strumming and picking hand during his performances, as he did his famous "windmills" and otherwise played with extreme passion and violence to the point of self-mutilation. Townshend once impaled the palm of his right hand with the vibrato arm of his Fender Stratocaster, which resulted in the cancellation of several shows of a concert tour.

Ex.: Robert did a Peteism, gashing his hand on the metal parts of his guitar as he played, while the strings and the guitar body were streaked with blood.

by Achilles Murat II October 27, 2011