Poop

The Original: One that slips out easily, and you wipe only 1 time.
The Infinite: one that takes 100 days to poop out.
The Pooballs: a kind of poop that those not go in the water, it goes on your balls!
The DIFFERENT Pooballs: Poop shaped like balls.
The Corn: Poop with corn in/on it!
The Suprise: You try to fart, but start pooping your pants in public!
The Drink: Pee coming out of your anus.
The DIFFERENT Drink: kind of poop Jim had after a night of drinking.
The DIFFERENT DIFFERENT Drink: Dirrhea.
The I CANT POOP! Poop: The kind of poop that won't come out.
The Fart: You know what The Fart is.
The Anus Steak Burger: Kind of poop after eating a burger.
The Ice Cream Poop: Kind of poop after eating ice cream.
The Shart Poop: Farting, but a little of poop comes out.

Jim: I had a night of drinking now i have to poop!

Poop by u2dvdbono August 9, 2010

poop

a delicacy enjoyed by every alpha male and all beloved joe (s)

Person 1: joe did you devour some poop today?
Joe: You bet your fukin sweet ass I did

poop by 3inchorcoochornothinatall October 2, 2019

poop

An item that is commonly used in comical senses. Also used to disgust wife/friends/neighbors etc. Makes a great gift in a bag.

Hey Bill come check out this poo in here!

poop by Kyle January 13, 2005

poop

Poop: (aka: Shit, Mr. Big, Butt-Mud)

A smelly, oily substance thats is usually created by eating McDonalds, or an intoxicated late night binge at the local Taco Bell. Discharged from Uranus, "poop" is usually identified by it's offensive smell, and color changing appearence.

(Colors can very from "Baby Poo Brown", "Rum Bum Black", "Beer Butt Yellow" or the dreaded "Fuck me, I cant remember anything about last night, accept I killed a hooker, ate her brains, and took a poop in her mouth Green")

poop by MC KILLBOT 5000 October 4, 2005

poop

things that monkeys fling

get him bobo!! "thwap"

poop by jessica February 9, 2004

poop

a large brown creamy dessert usually chocolate flavoured sometimes vanilla.

i went to my friends house and for dessert she made a lovely poop

poop by pooper dooper :3 February 10, 2012

poop

The shit that comes out of your ass, usually referred to as Shit, Crap or Taking the browns to the superbowl, Poop is smelly but can sometimes smell good when you eat the right foods. also it can change different colors too when eating the right foods..

1. "awww dave, i just took a big ass poop and my anus got bigger.. now its like a manhole."

2. "john! holy crap! i have to tell you something! i ate twelve bags of skittles and i swear i pooped out a rainbow!"

poop by Junkie2115 March 8, 2010