To constantly compare ourselves with others, producing unwanted thoughts and feelings that drive us to depression, consumption, anxiety, and all-around joyous discontent. Coined by Paul Angone on allgroanup.com and in his book 101 Secrets for Your Twenties.
Obsessive Comparison Disorder is the smallpox of our generation. 9 out of 10 doctors agree this disorder is the leading cause of eating a whole sleeve of Oreo’s while watching Real Housewives of OC.
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1. Many of these people have never even been to the United States, and get most of their information from Youtube, The Sun Newspaper or via their Uncle Harry who spent a two hour layover in JFK on his way to Toronto.
2. It can be said, that most of these people are losers with no lives, that spend way too much time developing opinions on topics which they know jack shit about.
3. Whether these people know it or not, Americans could give a rats ass, if they like them or not. Which actually leads to why these people don't like the USA in the first place. But on the contrary, Americans don't give a shit anyway, so in reality, it doesn't matter.
4. This group of people always over looks all the good the United States does for the world-
*See the Polio Vaccine, AIDS research, Cancer research, McDonald's, World's first successful airplane, Ketchup, First lunar landing, Garth Brooks*
-and focuses more so on the bad. But this is alright in an American's eyes; see number three.
5. The Iraq war seems to be a hot topic among this group. They can spend hours, upon hours discussing how the United States started an unjust war. Whether they know it or not, most Americans agree with them on this subject, so no one really understands why they spend hours upon hours discussing a topic where the Americans agree with them anyway. So its a complete fucking mystery as to why an Anti-American would be agreeing with an actual American; see reason number two for explanation.
1. Many of these people have never even been to the United States, and get most of their information from Youtube, The Sun Newspaper or via their Uncle Harry who spent a two hour layover in JFK on his way to Toronto.
2. It can be said, that most of these people are losers with no lives, that spend way too much time developing opinions on topics which they know jack shit about.
3. Whether these people know it or not, Americans could give a rats ass, if they like them or not. Which actually leads to why these people don't like the USA in the first place. But on the contrary, Americans don't give a shit anyway, so in reality, it doesn't matter.
4. This group of people always over looks all the good the United States does for the world-
*See the Polio Vaccine, AIDS research, Cancer research, McDonald's, World's first successful airplane, Ketchup, First lunar landing, Garth Brooks*
-and focuses more so on the bad. But this is alright in an American's eyes; see number three.
5. The Iraq war seems to be a hot topic among this group. They can spend hours, upon hours discussing how the United States started an unjust war. Whether they know it or not, most Americans agree with them on this subject, so no one really understands why they spend hours upon hours discussing a topic where the Americans agree with them anyway. So its a complete fucking mystery as to why an Anti-American would be agreeing with an actual American; see reason number two for explanation.
Person 1: The United States is filled with nothing but Fat People, who eat cheeseburgers all day.
Person2: And you know this how?
Person 1: I saw it on Telly.
Person2: Right.....
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Person 3: All Americans are stupid.
Person 4: You do know that a lot of Medical innovations, and life changing inventions, were made in the United States?
Person 3. That doesn't matter. They invaded Iraq under false pretenses.
Person 4: What does that have to do with Americans being stupid?
Person 3: It just does.
Person 4: Right.......
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Person 5: Person 1, and 3 has an United States Obsession.
Person 1 and 3: No we don't!
Person 5: Right......
Person2: And you know this how?
Person 1: I saw it on Telly.
Person2: Right.....
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Person 3: All Americans are stupid.
Person 4: You do know that a lot of Medical innovations, and life changing inventions, were made in the United States?
Person 3. That doesn't matter. They invaded Iraq under false pretenses.
Person 4: What does that have to do with Americans being stupid?
Person 3: It just does.
Person 4: Right.......
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Person 5: Person 1, and 3 has an United States Obsession.
Person 1 and 3: No we don't!
Person 5: Right......
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Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.
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Get the oberheim mug.A cultural spreading of an obsessive sickness (which usually strikes young girls or middle-aged mothers) that centers around the Twilight Saga created by Stephenie Meyer. With enough personal self-control, it is possible to heal, but some are forever succumbed and lost. TOD can relate to both the book characters and the portraying actors of the series.
For best possible chances of curing a TOD sufferer, make sure they stay away from all Twilight related merchandise and actors.
For best possible chances of curing a TOD sufferer, make sure they stay away from all Twilight related merchandise and actors.
Normal friend - Are you alright? You didn't call me yesterday.
TOD sufferer - Sorry, I was reading Breaking Dawn again and I noticed something that was so weird because I hadn't ...
Normal friend - (runs away screaming) She's infected with TOD! Quick, everybody, run!
Fake Doctor Example:
Doctor - I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. You have been diagnosed with TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease).
Patient - So?
Doctor - It's worse than I thought.
TOD sufferer - Sorry, I was reading Breaking Dawn again and I noticed something that was so weird because I hadn't ...
Normal friend - (runs away screaming) She's infected with TOD! Quick, everybody, run!
Fake Doctor Example:
Doctor - I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. You have been diagnosed with TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease).
Patient - So?
Doctor - It's worse than I thought.
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Get the TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease) mug.The CCOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Camila Cabello; so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this disorder include - thinking hating on Camila is their reason to breathe, their hobby and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in Arianators, Dua stans, Barbz, Lovatics, Little Monsters, Lana stans, BTS stans, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fu*k off" and go get a life!
Chartdata (chart account) : Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's "Señorita" has now surpassed 1.5 billion streams on Spotify. It’s the most streamed male-female duet in the platform’s history.
Arianator : Tanked! Nobody cares about c*mila
Camilizer : STFU i think u have a CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)… go get a life!
Arianator : Tanked! Nobody cares about c*mila
Camilizer : STFU i think u have a CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)… go get a life!
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Get the CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder) mug.This happens when you are so addicted to Facebook that you keep going to your Facebook even though you don't have that much things to do on Facebook or ran out of apps or games to play. So in the end you will jut scroll up and down and keep on reading your friends' updates and stuffs. It is like you feel a need to go to your Facebook homepage every now and then even you know that you got nothing much to do there.
"Hey why is it like I see you using Facebook forever when you are just reading other people's updates and doing nothing else?"
"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."
"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."
"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."
"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."
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