whiffle dauffer

one who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles aka Earl

One evening Earl was taking a nice long bath and he got an idea to bite his own fart bubbles. We now call him a whiffle dauffer!

by Pooter 12345 October 22, 2013

Whiffle

A slightly smelly fat that you only catch a whiff of.

Randy farted, but it was only a whiffle so it wasn't that bad.

by TwinkleMoose November 30, 2019

Whiffle-Whaffle

A whiffle-whaffle is just what it sounds like: someone who wastes time.

Hey Jerry stop being a whiffle-whaffle!

by yungbager November 4, 2022

dick whiffle

A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.

Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.

by FireBall Pants June 9, 2017

Whiffle

Feeling uneasy or uncertain when attempting to complete a remedial task which then ends up as a clumsy mess/accident.

Did you see Elliot whiffle his way down the ladder?

Past tense: Elliott whiffled when he came down the ladder.

by Jeremiah Flack November 20, 2018

whiffle ball

Someone that's easy to tap, like a whiffle ball

All those plastic implants make her even more of a whiffle ball than she already was

by freshhotpockets March 19, 2015

whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008