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put da team on my back

One's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between... a desire you must acheive, to go head and get that green, if you not what i mean.
"dawg, gotta do this shit. put da team on my back doe. my leg broke, i dont know how the fuck i'm running right now doe. i do this shit...for madden. oh shit, DARREN SHARPER! one of the most hardest hittin safety's in the league. BUT, i put the team on my back do. fuck it, cross the plane. touch down. greg jennings."

"he put the team on his fucking back do! he put the fucking team on his fucking back do. deshaun jackson put da team on my back!"

Marshawn Lynch put the team on his back do, for seattle fuck madden. darren sharper, hold muh dick. shut up drew brees
by fuck you gumby February 27, 2011
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anal swab my back

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.
by lada October 7, 2005
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get this monkey off my back

to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs
I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely
by devilmaycareq18 February 29, 2016
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Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.
The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016
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butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.
Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"
by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010
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don't stick your dick in my back

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
by thundersnow December 12, 2010
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get your dick off my back

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.
Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!
by targonot May 15, 2015
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