"Why are you decorating your Christmas tree in March? This way you are carrying coals to Newcastle!"
by Golasso December 14, 2006
Get the carrying coals to Newcastlemug. Newcastle upon Tyne is the home of artificial sperm. Invented after the sudden decline in Geordie mens libido after Damian Duffs own goal against Aston Villa consigned the once proud toon football club to hell that is the Championship.
Alerted by the realisation of no natural born Geordie offspring being born after March 2010, Newcastle City Council raised council tax by 2.9% to fund research into the crisis affecting Geordie males.
A breakthrough was announced on 8th July, news of which was greeted in the tradional way by the fishwives of the BiggMarket by downing copious amounts of vodka based alcohol, getting jiggy down the alleys near the Quayside and then vommitting on the Grays Monument.
As the artificial sperm was co-developed in Durham, they had the foresight to alter the Geordie genome to prevent their predilection to favour black and white shirts, the 'Mackem mix' as the scientists, called it ensures all future male offspring will naturally wear red and white and seek their way to the Stadium of Light to watch Premiership football rather than Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Peterborough at St James' Park.
Alerted by the realisation of no natural born Geordie offspring being born after March 2010, Newcastle City Council raised council tax by 2.9% to fund research into the crisis affecting Geordie males.
A breakthrough was announced on 8th July, news of which was greeted in the tradional way by the fishwives of the BiggMarket by downing copious amounts of vodka based alcohol, getting jiggy down the alleys near the Quayside and then vommitting on the Grays Monument.
As the artificial sperm was co-developed in Durham, they had the foresight to alter the Geordie genome to prevent their predilection to favour black and white shirts, the 'Mackem mix' as the scientists, called it ensures all future male offspring will naturally wear red and white and seek their way to the Stadium of Light to watch Premiership football rather than Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Peterborough at St James' Park.
by Frank Todd Malone July 10, 2009
Get the Newcastle upon Tynemug. A popular term used by squadron members at Newcastle Jets games.
1. When twats in bay 2 stand there without contributing to any songs.
2. When twats stop singing when we are down a goal.
3. When twats start the same annoying song over and over eg ohh when the jets, or poofter goalkeeper.
4. When twats use it as a stop before town just so they can get drunk
1. When twats in bay 2 stand there without contributing to any songs.
2. When twats stop singing when we are down a goal.
3. When twats start the same annoying song over and over eg ohh when the jets, or poofter goalkeeper.
4. When twats use it as a stop before town just so they can get drunk
Mong - Newcastle Jets
Squadron member 1: Fucking squadron mongs
Squadron member 2: Seemed a lot in the bay 2nite
Squadron member 1: Spose they were just ring in blokes
Squadron member 2: Most likely...I mean who would go into the squadron with a rugby league jersey on & try and start up a mexican wave every 5 minutes
Squadron member 1: Fucking squadron mongs
Squadron member 2: Seemed a lot in the bay 2nite
Squadron member 1: Spose they were just ring in blokes
Squadron member 2: Most likely...I mean who would go into the squadron with a rugby league jersey on & try and start up a mexican wave every 5 minutes
by Newyboy February 5, 2012
Get the Mong - Newcastle Jetsmug. by roller May 6, 2005
Get the Newcastle Brown Alemug. a discombobulated philosophical butt flake disabled crip walking crawfish half eaten autistic autobot looking ass person from newcastle in the uk they have really bad teeth
by ha ez May 1, 2023
Get the Newcastlermug. Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.
Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.
After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.
Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.
After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.
Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.
by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024
Get the newcastle brown veilmug. Ah yes the place for the most holy place on earth no drugs,no bad words and nice people beside those 7th graders…. eek
At Newcastle elementary The old 5th grade teacher now teaches PE and most kids leave by their 5th year
by jollydreams December 11, 2021
Get the Newcastle Elementarymug.