Morose

Having the qualities and/or traits of Aaron Magill.

Aaron Magill is one morose motherf#cker.

by TurboS May 2, 2013

morton's toe

when your second toe is longer than your big toe.

When I was walking, I tripped because my morton's toe caught the curb.

by lucas livermoore March 7, 2010

Morton end

A vulgar Scottish colloquial term for the anus.

Most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the anus.

1. Big Henry normally takes it right up the Morton End.

2. The Morton End fair emptied quickly after I ate that funky kebab last night!

3. If I hear one more word of cheek from Jason he shall receive this cactus right up the Morton end!

by Yer Maw Buzzes Lighter Fluid November 15, 2016

profugus mortis

An insanely good metal band from Canada. They incorporate folk music, violins and a large helping of badass into their music.

I listened to their cd for 2 weeks straight, then put some other music on because I didn't want to overdo it... 10 seconds in I put profugus mortis back on because the other stuff just didn't cut it.

by Ray M August 22, 2007

Nigor Mortis

Corpse-like dependency on the welfare system

JaQuon was a 3rd-generation welfare recipient, whose lack of contibution as a gainfully-employed member of society placed him in a state of nigor mortis.

by JaQuon September 15, 2009

rigor mortis

when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)

when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in

by I TURN CORPSES UPSIDE DOWN May 30, 2006

mondo-morto

adj. very deceased. A word created in homage to Gualtiero Jacopetti, the recently deceased Italian director of Mondo Cane, a movie whose title inspired people who largely didn't speak Italian or Latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; Mondo Druggo, Mondo Tempo etc.

Want to help me bury my dog?

Is he dead?

Of course he's dead! In fact he's mondo-morto.

by gnostic1 August 24, 2011