moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.
by imoose December 2, 2010
Get the moosingmug. you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
by ADJMETT June 29, 2011
Get the Moosedmug. by moosehead August 1, 2004
Get the moosemug. When you're having sex with a chick doggie-style and you two are facing the door and you yell real loud: "Moose!" The chick will then pull her head up and have a wide-eyed stupid look on her face. Right at that moment, put your hands behind her head with your fingers pointing upwards to look like antlers as your friend bursts in and takes a picture of her looking like a moose.
by Pellican January 30, 2009
Get the Moosemug. by morgan dufoe August 12, 2006
Get the moosesmug. by Slayd Pendragon September 4, 2011
Get the Moosemug. A HUGE monster of a baby (usually turned into a handsome man when he grows up, but still kind of dweeby). Verbiage used typically in areas like Simi Valley, CA.
"Brandon was the biggest Moose the hospital had ever seen!"
"Who knew that Moose would have grown up to look like that."
"Who knew that Moose would have grown up to look like that."
by Penguin <4 November 25, 2013
Get the Moosemug.