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Microflirting

Similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. Maybe she's married, he's engaged, or they're in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest.
Girl: "Hey, I really like your hair today. I love the conservative, clean-cut style."
Guy: "Thanks!"
Guy's friend later: "Bro, she has totally been Microflirting with you, man. That's like the 3rd time she's complemented your hair."

(Girl and guy hug as they part)
Girl's friend: "Gurl, did you see how he gave you strong eye contact and lingered for half a second on your lower back?That was totally a Microflirt."
by Derek Michael November 24, 2015
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Microdosing

The ingestion of fractional doses of LSD, usually about 1/8 of a regular tripping dose, in order to increase thinking organization, and a sense of wellness.
I've been microdosing now for a month.
by ShrinkDave March 20, 2017
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Micro Bruiser

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.
by BruiserMH December 10, 2014
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Micro minutes

The time it takes to heat something up in the microwave.
How many more micro minutes till dinner?
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
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microanus

A concerning deficiency in which a man or woman has an abnormally small and concerning anus. A magnifying glass of some sort would be required to see this quite pathetic-looking genitalia.
Suzy Q: Aight, I gotta take a shit.
Bo: Same here.
Suzy Q: Of course you do.

~49 minutes later~
Suzy Q: Ayo, Bo! You doing alright there?
Bo: We've got a problem.
Suzy Q: Oh shit, do you have a... microanus. No wonder you're taking so god damn long! HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THE SHIT OUT, YOU FUCKER.
Bo: ... aight
by nutmachine696 February 19, 2018
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Micro$oft

A way of spelling wordMicrosoft/word that reflects the company's way of being bent on owning everything.
I hate Micro$oft, the money hungry bastards.
by |darc| December 8, 2002
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microdate

A very short date with a finite end point.
'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'
by songtree July 26, 2017
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