beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

by albodertfregmodyne August 2, 2010

meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

Mattias

The sexiest kid I’ve ever seen.
He has high IQ and massive penis.
He gets all the girls. He’s handsome and rich. Good at gaming

Have you seen Mattias?
No but I know that he’s the sexiest kid I’ve ever seen

by Ok so I did not see January 30, 2020

Mattias

Mattias is someone who's there for you whenever you need him. He listens to your problems and gives you advice when he can. He's fun to play with and is a typical bro.

If you have a Mattias, you've got him forever. He's loyal to the people he cares about the most.

He's a true lad, and loves to muck around just as much as the next person. A truly epic mate.

"Oi! Mattias! Wanna catch up after class?"

by MaxButtz March 25, 2020

bible discussion/study meeting

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

Mattie

She is a nice loving caring girl who will love with all her heart she will sometimes get mad but she will always come back and when she feels strongly about something she will not change her mind she is a great friend and she will always make your day brighter.

Mattie is cool.

by hiits me April 28, 2017

Mattie

Mattie is the kind of girl that will literally make you LOL. She is usually very pretty, sweet, and honest. Matties are fighters AND lovers because if they have a strong opinion, they are known to fight for it. However, if they love you they are very passionate and expressive of their feelings. They like getting close and being held. If you currently have a Mattie in your life i would strongly suggest holding on to her as she will most likely complete you. Matties are also sensitive to what you say to them.. they will only dislike you if you have ever been unecessarily mean to them. And if you are too sarcastic to them, they will get the intention that you really dont like them. Matties are very unique and hilarious. So if you are ever having a bad day, just call one..they'll have you laughing in no time!

"Dude, that girl was definitely a Mattie." "NO WAY, hurry.. get her number!!!

by littlebopeep12345678910 May 22, 2011